Monday, October 22, 2012

KIMSDAY EVE
Not to get ahead of ourselves, but you are now ever so close to moving into your 130's! Beautiful effort, Kim! And speaking of beautiful, here's another happy number for you. Based on your latest measurements, the Professor calculates your waist-to-hip ratio as 0.8 -- that's a mere 0.1 away from the ideal (which is 0.7)! 



BTW, see what I mean about exclamation points? In the paragraph above, I spent 3 more on your behalf! And this last sentence just cost another! And there goes another one! I swear, you better recycle these, grrll. Period. End of.


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