Friday, October 19, 2012

It feels like my birthday

Okay, so I know it may  not be understandable but I just got to my box. And, Mignon I am sorry to say - no tape measure. But, thank you so much for the gifts. I love the letter with my challenge. I knew it was out there but really forgot about the specifics. I think I was feeling a little overwhelmed by it all. And, you have a talent for planning. Stationary was great.
But, damn! We threw an awesome affair!
What I received today - 4 sachets of lavender with pretty purple ribbons, And, I have the perfect glass to display them. (cheeca champagne flute)- not really big enough as I just refill.
A pair of sunglasses I really like and a pair of reading glasses - we know how much I need these as I have lots but lose them constantly and never have a pair.
4 beautiful paper cranes. I need to find a home in my home but don't know where yet.
A summer purse- I was secretly hoping & praying I would find cash in. Ha Ha just speech notes.
The incredible beautiful music which I plan to plug in on Monday when I can solo dance.
Pretty lei's to believe in life's beauty and fancy free!
And, one yum yum dish - which I think has some marvelous potential for developing your idea. I am going to indulge in a packet (10) of almonds right now. Although, I did vow not to eat after work.
I came home and the saboteur was at work. I wrote about this a long time ago. Walk in -  Plate- 1 large cookie I had baked them earlier for the guys and Kyle had friends over - just one lone leftover  cookie -get it. Really no one could eat that last cookie.  And, I'm not even a cookie monster like some of us. One piece of garlic bread- elbow on the same  plate in plastic. Yum, Yum garlic bread!!  One half of some type of chocolate chip  pound cake bought after I went to work at 5.
Camille stopped by the other day and knows what I mean. A dozen hot Philadelphia pretzels brought home. Do you want one? Kudos for Camille and I saying no. They too sit over there in the danger zone.
Honestly, I'm a little stronger. but did finish the bowl. Yum Yum time is over!!!!!! Love it!! Never saw this till I finished them all! It made this birthday even more special.
Love you all, more importantly keep loving yourselves.
Have a great day!



Thursday, October 18, 2012

A BLOG IN SEARCH OF ITS NAME
So, Leslie, you who wanted a blog name change by October 28, your ideas please?

To jumpstart a collective brainstorm, I'm tossing out:

                  THE PHYSIQUES
                  THE PHYZEEKS
                  THE FZZZEEKS
                  THE ________ PHYSIQUES


                  __________SISTERSHIP

                  SISTERSHIP ______________




Note: Credit to Kim for introducing the zingy, empowering word "physique" to our own vocabulary. Female Daniel Craig's all, whipping our wet hair to the side as we emerge with muscles rippling from a bracing swim in the ocean. Wearing bikini tops in the PG version, topless in the way nature made us in the XXX.



Love this blog

So glad you are back professor.  Love the writing and the humor.  I am not willing to give up.  I truly believe if I keep at it, my shape will be OK.  I've seen such a transformation in my physique and it's come from exercise and diet. 

Looking forward to the 28th and taking those measurements!!

Where are you Camille?

Hey Colleen, what about you?  I think you are suppose to be blogging about your efforts to gain weight.

I CAN'T FIND MY NEW GREEN MEASURING TAPE!
Okay, very funny, but who took my measuring tape? Camille, I want you to take everybody upstairs -- Colleen, Kim & Leslie -- and find out who did it. I don't need to know the name. I just want to know that someone told the truth. Unless or until that happens, no one's going out on Saturday night. 

With pain in my waist & heart,
Ms. Queeg 

PS: I wouldn't say "no" to a Jo-Ann's coupon as recompense.

RESPONSE TO LESLIE
Okay, okay, you get your incomplete. But only this once. From now on, it's no more Professor Softy.

Professor, I'd like to apply for an incomplete

This was awesome information Ming thank you so much.
 The calcium is very interesting to me.Going to look into that as I know I have osteopenia and haven't dealt with that yet.
  And, once a month on the waist measuring. I have not done my stregnth training so have no significant results for the 28th. But, I'm on the plan. I haven't gained but will now pay more attention to my waist line. Today will be my baseline. I think we have agreed it's at the belly button right and sucking in? 33.5.  This is going to be the hardest for me I'm sure. Yet, 50 days ago from my notes on my phone I was 35. So, I am pleased I am moving in the right direction. And, even if I'm not losing but moving I will lose more of this awful omentum.
 And, my next goal is going to be to start a sleep log. I think this is another issue for me.
I wouldn't be where I am today with you guys so just want you to know how grateful I am! Have a great day!

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

THE WAIST: FINAL INSTALLMENT

To recap:
1. Our waist size is at least as important as how 
   much we weigh. So keep your measuring tape close.
2. Waist size is a big deal because a large waist 
   indicates the presence of unhealthy fat, called 
   visceral fat, which can wreak havoc on our health
   and shorten life spans, for women and men both.
3. In women, Dr Oz "likes to see" a 32½" waist.
4. Waist size is equally important, I would 
   argue, because, when in desirable proportion to 
   hip size, it is a major-major factor in the   
   perception of a woman's attractiveness, as well as
   of her age.
5. The ideal waist-hip ratio, according to a plethora 
   of studies, is 0.7. And this ideal 0.7 ratio holds
   true for women from age 18 to age 85! Even 
   schoolchildren aged 10-11 in one study, when shown
   female figures with varying waist-to-hip ratios, 
   showed a strong preference for a waist-to-hip 
   ratio of 0.7. In short, it is the distribution of 
   weight that determines attractiveness.

And finally: Do waists age?
After my look into waist issues, one nagging question remained: Are women doomed to widening waists as we age? For some reason, not even Dr. Oz broaches this topic. I suspect the dearth of information is because any scientific interest in older women's waists is next to none. Nada.

Persisting, though, I came across a few research bits which suggest the possibility of wiggle room around the biological tendency for us to lose the hour-glass. (Men's waists tend to thicken with age too, by the way.) So, personally, I plan to focus on the wiggle room rather than accept the foregone conclusion of thicker and wider.

Here are the bits

"As humans age, our waist-to-hip ratio gradually increases. This is one of the reasons that older women are generally found to be less attractive than younger women. It is a difficult to maintain the ideal female shape as you age, but as one of my Special Forces instructors once told me about commando training, 'If it was easy, everyone would do it.'"

"Where you tend to gain fat depends on your genes, your hormones, your age, your birth weight (smaller babies more readily add belly fat later in life), and whether you've had children (women who have given birth tend to develop more visceral fat, the unhealthy fat, than women who haven't). 


"As young adults, women on average have less visceral fat than men, but that changes with menopause. In a four-year study at Louisiana State University tracking healthy middle-aged women, every one of them put on some subcutaneous belly fat, but only those who entered menopause added significant amounts of visceral fat. Lowered estrogen levels (which increase the proportional influence of testosterone) contribute to the shift toward a male pattern.

"You can't change your birth weight or your genes, and you can't hold off menopause. (Studies are mixed about whether hormone replacement therapy influences visceral fat gain.) But there are several ways you can minimize the accumulation of visceral fat. The good news is that because it's more readily metabolized into fatty acids, it responds more efficiently to diet and exercise than fat on the hips and thighs. Here are some approaches that may help:

Keep moving. 
"Exercise can help reduce your waist circumference. Even if you don't lose weight, you lose visceral fat and gain muscle mass. In the Louisiana study, the women going through menopause (those who gained visceral fat) also became less physically active. Engage in at least 30 minutes of moderate-intensity activity most days, such as brisk walking or bicycling at a casual pace. Also, Kahn suggests, create opportunities to add motion to routine tasks. For example, park farther from your destination and walk the rest of the way, take the stairs instead of the elevator, and stand while you talk on the phone.

"Studies have shown that you can help trim visceral fat or prevent its growth with both aerobic activity (such as brisk walking) and strength training (exercising with weights). Spot exercises, such as sit-ups, can tighten abdominal muscles but won't get at visceral fat. Exercise can also help keep fat from coming back. In a study at the University of Alabama, Birmingham, dieting women lost an average of 24 pounds and reduced both visceral and subcutaneous fat, with or without aerobic or strength-training exercise. In the following year, those who maintained their exercise programs — a modest 40 minutes twice a week — maintained their visceral fat loss, while those who didn't exercise or abandoned their programs showed a 33% average increase in visceral fat.

Eat right. 
"Choose a balanced diet that helps you achieve and maintain a healthy weight. Include plenty of calcium: according to another study from the University of Alabama, Birmingham, the more calcium a woman consumes, the less visceral fat she gains. Avoid products that seem to encourage belly fat deposition, including trans fats (hydrogenated vegetable oils) and fructose-sweetened foods and beverages.

Don't smoke. 
"The more you smoke, the more likely you are to store fat in your abdomen rather than on your hips and thighs.

Get your sleep. 
"Too little is bad. A five-year study found that adults under age 40 who slept five hours or less a night accumulated significantly more visceral fat. But too much isn't good, either — young adults who slept more than eight hours also added visceral fat. (This relationship wasn't found in people over age 40.)

Mind your mood. 
"In the Study of Women's Health Across the Nation, middle-aged women who showed more hostility and had more depressive symptoms also had more visceral fat — but not more subcutaneous fat. In other studies, higher levels of the stress hormone cortisol were associated with a buildup of visceral fat even in lean women.

Forget the quick fix. 
"Liposuction for cosmetic fat removal doesn't reach inside the abdominal wall."

We can keep visceral fat, the widening waist, at bay.


Dr.Oz suggestion:
Measure your waist once a month, not less, not more often.



That’s All, Folks,
The Professor


Oh, almost forgot. Final exam on October 28.