Calling Kim . Do you read me? . Over . SOS . Do you copy? . Over . You're breaking up . Come in, Kim . Over . Kim? . Are you there? . If you don't check in soon, desperate measures may result like driving to the nearest store and hitting the ice cream aisle . Kim? . Born on October 28 . With curls . Last seen in Boston . APB . Amber Alert . All truckers keep an eye out . Oh dear . What can the matter be? . Will a spoonful of sugar help? . Oh, forgot . You're a salty . A bag of salt & vinegar potato chips then? . Calling kimmmmmm ?